Kelsey Borresen is a senior reporter at HuffPost Life, covering love, sex and relationships. She is a graduate of the University of Southern California's Annenberg School for Communication and Journalism and lives in Los Angeles.
is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, formerly known as Twitter, continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life.
Last night a scooter driving by did a little *beep beep* that sounded just like the one the taqueria delivery guy does when he pulls up in front of our house. I woke up and said “was that nacho beep beep?” and my wife said, so so sweetly, “Oh no, baby, he’s not here for you.”I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.
Yesterday my husband sat in the kitchen working on his laptop as I made a pasta salad. Then he rode in the car to my parents' house with me and the pasta salad. Then he walked into the house with me and the pasta salad. When it came time to eat, he asked who made the pasta salad.There are two types of people: those that can relax or start a new project 30 minutes before having to leave somewhere, and those that pace around anxiously watching the clock until it’s time to go.
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