'Just heard a French guy say 'c’est banger' , America cultural victory is so real' —@elaifresh
Pride month, and my seasonal depression losing its hold over me, I'm manifesting us all a positive, fun, sweaty, safe, and sexy summer ahead. So, sit back, relax, and let's kick off the start of summer with some funny tweets:Yesterday a man approached me as I was leaving the gym and said “ I thought I’d do you a favor by talking to you” …. I told him he been listening to too many podcasts put my headphones back on and went about my day.
i do not want to save to onedrive. i want to save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house. my sister is visiting from Oklahoma and her kindergartener growled when he saw us and she said “Oh, sorry, he’s at the age where he’s not a boy he’s a cat.” And we said OH MY GOODNESS, are you a wild cat or a house cat and he was a house cat
saying “this is before your time” to the dog whenever a song plays in the car bc he is two years old so it’s almost always true and always funny
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