'blocking him isn’t enough i need to watch his hairline recede' —@casbby888
If I were going to the Met Gala, I would do one of those costumes where it looks like someone’s carrying you.I had to update my driver’s license photo at the DMV and I complained that I looked terrible in it and the guy said, “Lady, that’s literally exactly what you look like” and now my day is ruined.
why do supermarkets have cheese in so many places, here’s the fancy cheese, here’s the ok cheese, here’s the auxiliary cheese display like please..no more riddles I’ve never used the hand lotion on someone’s bathroom counter and thought “wow, I’m so glad I could moisturize my hands after washing them.” I’m always like “awww Fuck I thought that was soap…”
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