I will think about this deeply un-sexy harmonica player story for the rest of my life.
"Dying Alone Seems Better And Better Every Day:" People Are Sharing Their Worst Dating Experiences, And They Just Prove That Dating In 2024 Is Literal Hell,"What's the worst dating experience you had this year?" Because being on a dating app is a literal hellscape, there was certainly no shortage of jaw-droppingly horrendous stories in response.
"To add context, this man had a heavy, deep French accent and — without exaggeration — said, 'When I was a boy, I had a small one. And I would use my lips to suck and blow. When I became a man, I had a large one, so big it wouldn’t fit in my pocket. I could use my lips better, and I loved to suck and blow.' I’m literally sitting almost motionless, maybe hoping that he’s the T-Rex inand if I don’t move, he won’t see me. But I just stared silently, speechless.
"When I was a sophomore in college, this guy from Tinder invited me to a realllly bro-y college bar. He showed up in sweatpants. I bought us the first round of drinks, but he never got another round, so that was it. I definitely wasn’t drunk enough for what was about to ensue. I was trying to make the most out of the date because he was cute, and I only wanted something casual anyway. I was truly trying to make conversation, but EVERY answer he gave was about football.
"I got to talking to a woman in a club one night and we kind of hit it off. I asked all the usual questions, like what she did for a living and if she had any kids, the latter of which she said no to. I said it wouldn't have made a difference to me if she did have kids, as I had a son myself. Anyway, we arranged a date for a week later. We had a lovely meal and a good time, after which she invited me back to hers.
"We kept talking again for another week until our second date, and we both made it very clear that we were very much into each other. She even showed me a conversation she had with her sister about how shocked her sister was that she was letting a man pursue her because it had been like two years since she'd allowed that.
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