'I lied about being colourblind to everybody I know.'
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As we were setting everything up for our opening night, someone from town hall peeked in and pointed at the chess boards and pieces and asked us where we took them from. When we replied that they were ours, he told us that we were not allowed to bring in outside stuff 'if it had not been cleared with the director before.'
When visiting my family recently for Easter, my mum asked me to tell the family a little bit about work. I was very excited to talk about my current research! Here’s where the issue comes in, though. The car park has no lights so I decided to turn my car on and back up a little then use the headlights to find it . I put the car in park and then got on the ground. The car started rolling back and I got up to chase after it. I got around the door and managed to put one foot in, I was trying to stomp on the brake when I somehow tumbled out of the car and ended up underneath it. My 2900-pound SUV rolled over the back of my left leg.
She promised that she would not do it and she was upset that I threatened to not attend if she planned it without that promise. My mum literally fainted. Once that happened I called off the joke really quickly. I showed everyone that it was just a joke. But the day was wrecked. There was fake blood everywhere and someone had called an ambulance. Which was good because we ended up needing it for my mum.
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