Sarah Lemire is a lifestyle and entertainment reporter for TODAY based in New York City. She covers holidays, celebrities and everything in between.
Have you ever wondered what Santa Claus uses to clean his sleigh? Comet, naturally. How about this one: Where does Santa store his suit when he's not working? The Claus-et, of course. Yep, we see you. You're trying not to laugh, but it's next to impossible because these corny Santa jokes are so dang funny. Sure, they're dumb and all, but like a solid dad joke, you can't help but chuckle.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph.What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.How do you hire Santa Claus? You put him on a ladder.What did Santa say after returning to the North Pole? There’s snow place like home. What did Santa say to the comedian? You sleigh me.How do you invite Santa to a party? You request his presents.What do you call someone afraid of Santa? Claus-trophic.What’s a cat’s favorite holiday song? “Here Comes Santa Claws.
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