A humorous account of being defeated by an 8-year-old in a game of Monopoly and the child's taunting remark. The author also shares their thoughts on Oscars rules and encounters with mean girls. They express enjoyment in following news about Kate Middleton and reflect on their own experiences.
Just got destroyed by an 8 year old in monopoly who, at the end, said to me “everything you worked so hard for, I took away, and it made me feel good”. One Oscars rule that I have is when you say 'TO MY PARENTS UP THERE', you should have to clarify whether they are dead or in the balcony (on the verge of having a complete psychotic break). I need to make some kind of a list or perhaps sort things into categories whenever I meet a mean girl in 2024. I’m like DAMN.
I didn’t even know they made these anymore. Really enjoying this Kate Middleton stuff because this is the kind of investigation work I do in private whenever I think any couple I even vaguely know might have broken up. Born to say 'are you fucking stupid', forced to say 'wow I’ve never thought about it like that before'. Sometimes Late Afternoon Me thinks about Morning Me who got to have a sweet little iced coffee and I get jealous of her. Bitch. Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead
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