cleveland.com's Ask Lucas guy is back making a joke about a reader's football-obsessed boyfriend whom, for some reason, likes cheering for the Cleveland Browns.
Dear Lucas: What do I do this fall about my boyfriend and his love for the Browns? Our columnist offers his perspective.
Things have changed recently, however. In the last four years, the Browns have had two winning seasons and even a playoff victory. His cheering for the Cardiac Kids lends psychic energy unto the Lovecraftian monster living underneath the 50-yard line at Cleveland Browns Stadium who seeks to devour the sun and replace it with a black star that lends only night.
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