The Boss really just gave IT a robo-vac army to 'revolutionize' office cleaning
The Boss has it in his mind that IT will drive the implementation of cleaning robo-vacs as a way of reducing our labor costs. One thing that has apparently not been 'revolutionized' is the idea that great savings can be made by axing people whose wages make up the smallest fraction of the Company's outgoings ...
In other words, he's read one of those snail mail"innovative technology" catalogs with a target audience of the aged and/or mentally feeble. "We give it a vocab of places, i.e. The IT office, Desk, Cupboard, etc. combined with people or groups of people, some action verbs and time contexts. You could say CLEAN UNDER DAVE'S DESK WHEN DAVE IS OUT or CLEAN THE IT OFFICE NEXT WEDNESDAY AT 4PM.""This sounds great!" the Boss burbles happily.It takes about three days for the abuse to begin.
There are other problems, too, the most obvious of which is that people have started putting their stuff in places other than the floor. As a general rule it seems people are happier with Dave's socks being under the desk rather than on the desk...
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