Copilot's Fate Sealed: Hilarious Reader Suggestions for AI's Demise

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Copilot's Fate Sealed: Hilarious Reader Suggestions for AI's Demise
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Microsoft Copilot faces an uncertain future after a reader poll suggests its ultimate fate. Readers unleashed their creativity, offering humorous and outlandish ideas for the AI's demise, ranging from replacing Clippy to becoming a bathroom reading companion. The article also explores the mixed reception of Copilot and the ongoing debate surrounding AI's potential benefits and drawbacks.

Readership has spoken – a 'winner' is set to be punished with the horrible Windows XP Christmas sweater. And Copilot ? Headed to where the sun doesn't shine, judging by the vast majority of comments. Commenters did not disappoint and provided us with ever more creative ways of suggesting where the assistance could be placed, all while skipping over any obscenity filters. For adding Copilot to … Copilot . In a hat on a hat kind of way.

Certainly, it's no secret that many customers are scratching their heads about how productivity can be boosted and efficiency increased, as promised by generative AI aficionados. So why not have a Copilot for Copilot?'With 'Microsoft Copilot™ for Microsoft Copilot™'™, you can now use Copilot™ to suggest ways you can use Copilot™.' Commented, 'Going by recent management behavior, it seems like there must be a huge demand for this kind of functionality.' Suggested replacing elected representatives with the service: 'A machine that spouts a load of waffle, makes up random facts and says it wants to help despite doing anything but?' – to having it replace Clippy and do something useful. We were also tickled by the suggestion from that Excel would be vastly improved by an assistant commenting: 'It looks like you are trying to use Excel as a database substitute.' And so we did. ChatGPT came up with a variety of ideas, including 'On the Toilet – Copilot could help with bathroom reading material, suggesting articles, jokes, or even providing personal productivity tips for your 5-minute break.' Copilot itself came up with 'Toasters: Ever wondered if your toast is evenly browned? Let Copilot take over and give you perfect slices every time, complete with morning pep talks.' The horror, the horror. Microsoft: What's that? A patch for make-me-admin vuln? Sorry – can't hear you

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