THIS morning I went to the shops and bought a twelve-pack of hot cross buns, two packets of crumpets, a family-size chocolate bar and three bottles of wine. This would be fine if I was stockpiling…
Soon my worry won’t be whether I’m allowed to leave the house again, but whether I can actually fit through the door.
I’ve lost all sense of how much booze is socially acceptable to buy, but when you realise you’re on day 2 of self-isolation but also your sixth bottle of wine the numbers don’t look good. My toenails look like a Hobbit’s, my bikini line is out of control and I’ve stopped shaving my legs because well, what’s the point?
As one meme I saw on Instagram put it, we are now about three weeks away from knowing everyone in the world’s true hair colour.Forget loo roll! This was Kate's basic buy this weekEvery single day I download a new exercise app or sign up for another home workout programme.I haven’t got around to actually doing anything as yet, but I’m pretty sure that wearing yoga pants and watching people exercise on YouTube has almost the same effect as doing it.
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