Date Diaries: The Man Who Turned Up With No Teeth GraziaDateDiaries
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I met Dan in our local pub one evening. I knew his younger sister, and that his previous girlfriend was the lead singer of a popular girl band. Like I said, small town syndrome. I saw him again a couple of months later and, like clockwork, he asked me out again the next morning. I don’t know whether it was because I was bored, having not dated in a long time, or because I was feeling rebellious, but I suddenly had a change of heart and agreed to a pub date.
When we sat down and he was finally opposite me, there was no avoiding it. Luckily he brought it up for me. ‘So I guess you’ve noticed then?’ he said sheepishly. ‘Yes, it’s pretty hard to miss,’ I laughed. ‘So… what happened?’ Because, not only was I concerned that I was on a date with someone with no teeth, I now had to pretend that I was concerned for his safety throughout the story.
He walked off to talk to whoever was interrupting our toothless endeavour and, when he returned five minutes later, I realised I was about to be let off for good.
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