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Matching velvet tuxedos for spring? Criminal. Reception at Ralph Lauren's Polo Bar? Dull. Guests including Matt Lauer, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin, and Luann de Lesseps? Oof.On Saturday, the longtime couple wed at Fifth Avenue Presbyterian Church. Good for them, I guess? But there are plenty of details about the nuptials that warrant an eye-roll. For starters: their matching velvet tuxedos. For a spring ceremony? Criminal. Secondly, their three little dogs also…wearing matching tuxedos. Sinful.
When one openly insufferable person gets married, the odds are that at least fifty percent of the guest list is also openly insufferable. So, of course, Lemon’s side of the church included a predator, a phony Spaniard, and pretty much a who’s who roster of the most annoying people still on television. Disgracedwho is the only attendee exempt from my contempt.who offered them wishes of a “marriage full of love, laughter and good food.
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