Some potential punishments are needed for Man City and Pep Guardiola. Bringing back Elano, loaning out Haaland and returning their Carabao ought to teach them.
10) Everyone gets to loan Erling Haaland for a game
The charges might pertain to the period between 2009 and 2018 but Manchester City’s financial impropriety extended well into 2022 with. It really is only fair that each Premier League team gets to borrow him for a game now. The Norwegian has to spend the remainder of the season testing Chelsea’s striker curse, checking Jamie Vardy’s intravenous Red Bull drip, fighting Diego Costa in training and being forced to wear a Chris Wood mask by a lustful Sean Dyche.
The shiniest penny for the thoughts of Jose Mourinho, who already deemed finishing a distant second with Manchester United, all of 19 points behind The Centurions in 2018, as. The Portuguese is otherwise unaffected by the furore in his current role of chasing Champions League qualification at Roma but only a fool would expect him to remain silent on the matter for too long.
It is time to see whether Guardiola is a man of his word. The Spaniard must lock horns with Steve Evans on the touchline, devise a plan to thwart fourth-tier stalwart Jamille Matt, brave the food at Priestfield Stadium and cheer as the ball goes through that hole in the Bishop Street Stand at Mansfield. It’s the only way to make this right.And his starting line-up has to be formed of players he has clashed with previously before banishing and then selling.
While the wider focus remains on the fate of the Premier League titles Manchester City won in the period under investigation, of far more pressing concern are the Carabaos they gulped over those nine years. Sunderland, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Aston Villa and Tottenham were beaten at Wembley in first Manuel Pellegrini and then Guardiola’s relentless pursuit of the fabled energy drink but the only viable solution is to confiscate them.
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