When Rebecca Hardy arrived at the trendy Scala cinema for a first date, she was excited; until she and her date realised what the film was.
I literally spotted him across a crowded room ‘I bet he wouldn’t fancy me.’ That was my first thought when I initially saw my now long-term partner, Andrew. We’re now in our early 50s – but back then, I had just arrived in London in the 90s, studying English and Drama at Middlesex Uni, when I headed to the student union. The moment I walked in, my eyes zoomed in on this dark-haired, lanky guy sitting surrounded by women.
I seem to recall an ejaculating gorilla chasing a lady in a white nightdress around a gothic house, who then seemed to pleasure herself on a bed post. Fortunately for Andrew, it didn’t put me off Some highly erotic dreamscapes followed, with the woman running naked through a forest, eventually getting it on with a hairy black beast, who sported a rather visible erection. So – not exactly Merchant Ivory then.
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