The OAP can’t help it!
In a world of women filled with anxiety and self-doubt, I can’t help but feel pleased that my reverse-dysmorphia means that I’m not adding to the neurosis of the world
Except for one poor creature. Held up by a valiant Misha, hunched over in a way that made Richard III look like Audrey Hepburn in, desiccated hair coming through white at the roots, with two bloodshot eyes pointing in opposite directions in a face both gaunt and jowly, it appeared to have left its dentures at home. Who on earth was this fright? Why hadn’t I noticed them on the night? Oooh, I’ve got a dress like that…Misha’s photograph summed up a strange paradox of my existence.
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