Brian Agler humorously imagines Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, swooping in to replace someone’s father.
You may ask why I’ve replaced your father. The answer: because I can. I am literally the world’s richest person. I started a private rocket company because this planet physically cannot contain my ambition. Then, one day, I saw your family and, like the Washington Post, I just had to have it.
Though I wonder—Is there any way we could make catch more innovative and consumer-friendly? What if, instead of me throwing the ball to you, a drone delivered the ball to you? And what if, instead of having to go all the way to the park to play, the drone flew in through the window of your bedroom and dropped the ball into your bed while you were sleeping? And what if, instead of just the ball, we determined other products you might want by using a proprietary algorithm? How about a new...
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