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Jude Bellingham has ESCAPED a ban! Who saw that coming? Plus, a massive straw hipster man is knocked down on England and Austria…After pretending all week that Jude Bellingham will be banned for his ‘I’ve got massive bollocks, me’ gesture, the truth has finally emerged…Jude Bellingham is ‘set for a five-figure fine’ but will ESCAPE a ban after X-rated gesture following his spectacular goal in England’s dramatic win against...
What certain people said was that Austria were really quite surprisingly good – particularly in their win over the Netherlands – and England had been less good. Hard to argue with that unless you are a contrary f***er.Oh, Austria. So different to England in every way. Quicker, smarter, better organised, more exciting to watch. And, of course, now home.
Does somebody want to tell him the latest Best Picture Oscar winner was Oppenheimer? Mediawatch doesn’t want to spoil the ending but… Is this a different straw man? Because the ‘hipsters’ enjoying Austria are not the same as the imaginary souls claiming that England should be playing like Brazil in 1970. Most of us would just rather England did not play like England in 1970.
Yet we’ve all been wishing we were more like Austria – Austria, who are at home, while England are not. The key words there are ‘really sharp from the beginning’ and ‘mercilessly swept aside’, Martin. England have not played well for 90 minutes since October.
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