Harry Kane is a cheat and Spurs are somehow in a false position playing sh*t football. And yet, here we are, says tickerscricket.
Kane and Spurs’ baffling good form continues to boil all the p*ss – much of it their own fans’Date published: Wednesday 19th October 2022 8:29 -
Ten games into the season, they are level on points with a Manchester City team that most of us still assume is probably going to win the league quite comfortably. And yet absolutely nobody is talking about Spurs as possible title challengers. And correctly, because… well, they just aren’t, are they? Sure, this might be their best ever 10-game start to a Premier League season but you can’t tell me they’re actually good. Come on.
Only Newcastle have conceded fewer goals, yet Spurs haven’t really looked all that great defensively. Only City and Arsenal have scored more goals, yet Spurs’ attack isn’t exactly striking fear across the division, either. His Machiavellian grasp of the dark arts mean that he’s now capable of forcing his England colleague Jordan Pickford to fumble a shot and headbutt Kane’s leg. Classic Kane chicanery.
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