The leftist agenda has infiltrated all levels of American society, including our public schools. The Onion asked kids how their ‘woke’ curriculum had brainwashed them, and this is what they said.
Tamika Watson, 14 “This kid came out as gay and didn’t get so much as a detention.” Rylan Worrell, 15 “In science class we did gender reassignment surgery on a frog.” Brandon Hollyhock, 13 “The Pledge of Allegiance was replaced by a drag queen lip-syncing ‘Break My Soul’ every day.” Damon Phillips, 11 “All I’m allowed to read is The Autobiography Of Malcolm X, and now I hate my honky parents.” Jordan Broome, 16 “Our history textbook doesn’t even mention that Jesus was Southern Baptist.
” Cameron Kaplanoglu, 8 “Which answer will make my parents keep me home from school?” Liam Coles, 12 “They teach us that Amelia Earhart disappeared mysteriously and not that a Black gangbanger shot her.” Peter Danforth, 10 “My teachers are always making me feel guilty about bringing my gun to school.” Evan Fuchs, 9 “The idea that a number could go into another number is inherently sexual, and therefore grooming.
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