LalalaLetMeExplain thinks that some of the LoveIsland cast need reminding it's not 1952!
In Lalalaletmeexplain's hit column, readers now get to feel like they watching TV's Love Island with her.
Last Monday night our screens were graced for the first time by the gang who are going to dominate our lives for the next eight weeks. Though Tasha did mention that she has very high standards, which gave me hope, until she described those standards as wanting a man who is ‘honest and confident’. The bar is so low.
Ikenna repeatedly talking about how he loves ‘bunda’ was pretty bleak, but not as bleak as Luca asking Paige what her favourite sex position was within the first five minutes of talking. She informed him that it was the ‘broken eagle’ . The boys were giving Liam extremely questionable advice on the matter. Even though Gemma had made it clear that she wasn’t into him, the boys – mainly Luca – advised him to continue to try and have chats with her and to ‘pull everyone else for chats to make Gemma sweat.’ This rubbish advice was pretty revealing.
I recoiled in horror when the pair had a conversation about it. Gemma said that she was used to dating older men and Davide came out with the classic dodgy line “You’re more mature than I am”. There is no bigger red flag than that.
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