This writer might be ‘bad at internet’ but she has good taste in funny videos, including Kim Cattrall scatting, Robert Pattinson’s hunt for a hotdog and Bob Mortimer
This meme is originally attributed to Twitter user @KeatonPatti, and it has never failed to make me squeal with laughter. It’s a screen grab of a haunted-looking doll on Antiques Roadshow which has since been Photoshopped with the title: “Oi, Mista! You Me Dad? Doll.” You have to say it to yourself in a cockney accent. Just trust me.This shouldn’t be as funny as it is, but Kristen Wiig’s physical humour is like smoking a blunt at a Country Women’s Association meeting: a guaranteed good time.
Land this plane, Carol, land it!Maybe this is only funny if you, like me, have preserved a strange and unabating love for Pattinson ever since his Twilight press tour days. Trapped by the panopticon of the self, the panopticon of fame, this short film sees the actor attempt to procure a hotdog, just like a normal person would! But he’s not a normal person. He’s Robert Pattinson. It’s like Birdman meets Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. And he wrote it himself! What a wonderful freak.
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