'We’re not at all bored by City’s absurd excellence. We’re utterly fascinated and enthralled by it.'
Manchester City and Erling Haaland are breaking Our League. We should be appalled, but we’re absolutely loving every absurd minute of it.The worst thing that can happen to any league, we’re always told, is for it to become uncompetitive. For one team to acquire such utter dominance that everyone else is beaten before the season even begins. That the destination of the title is a foregone conclusion.
So obviously we must be absolutely furious about Manchester City, already comfortably the best team in the Premier League, being handed a great big absurd Norwegian cheat code to ruin the competitive edge of Our League beyond breaking point. Now we’re pretty confident we’re not going to get remotely bored with watching the big blond nonsense score goal after goal after goal for at least a couple of years. Really, the only thing that could bore us, certainly for this season, would be if Haaland becomes vaguely mortal and only ends the season with, say, 40 Premier League goals.
Let’s be entirely real here, the fans are a big part of what makes City enjoyable this season. City, for whatever reason, have still not acquired a full quota of gobby obnoxious ‘glory-hunting’ supporters.
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