Man stunned to find carrot in his Morrisons shop that looks exactly like a penis and legs
A MORRISONS shopper and his family were left “rolling around laughing” after finding a carrot shaped like a man exposing his massive penis inside a bag of veg.
Mark McCombe, 51, bought the bag of “wonky” carrots from the supermarket hoping to have them with his dinner.But food technician Mark couldn’t bring himself to chop up one well-endowed vegetable – which was shaped like bottom half of a man proudly posing with his penis out. He quipped the carrot was more “winky” than wonky after showing it off to family in Chorley, Lancashire.“We’re not sure what to do with it.
“We got a bit of a shock when we opened up the packet and saw a carrot that was more ‘winky’ than ‘wonky’.BOY WITH NO NOSEGirl is born with her own 14g twin growing INSIDE her tiny bellyBody found in estuary in hunt for Libby Squire is a woman“I’ve seen photos of of rude shaped vegetables before, but this one didn’t seem real.
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