Manchester United have been ‘mauled’ and the supercomputer was not impressed, while Gareth Southgate has deep psychological problems that result in him not picking not quite the best English players...
All hail the supercomputer. Also known as a naked attempt to rank highly on Google for powerful keywords ‘Premier League’ and ‘Premier League table’.Now let us first consult Wikipedia to find an accurate description of a ‘supercomputer’:
Well, MANCHESTER UNITED are sixth and finished sixth last season so we’re not sure we need a supercomputer to tell us that they might well miss out on Champions League football. Yes, the England manager has ‘a related group of repressed or partly repressed emotionally significant ideas which cause psychic conflict leading to abnormal mental states or behaviour’ when it comes to creative footballers.
‘Yet, whether by fear or obstinacy, the Three Lions boss has stood by his tried-and-tested model, calling on well-rounded and industrious players rather than creative specialists such as James Maddison and Trent Alexander-Arnold.’ Or suggesting perhaps that Erling Haaland, Kevin De Bruyne, Berdardo Silva and Rodri do not play for England?‘With five goals and two assists in his first seven Premier League matches, Maddison is statistically England’s most in-form player at the moment, excluding captain Harry Kane.’
‘Let’s imagine England need a goal late on during a tight match and no matter how hard they prod and probe, nothing seems to be working: it’s frankly a situation Three Lions fans know all too well.
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