So How Did It Go? 🤔 ❤️️ | 'I was literally on a date with Sleeping Beauty – when she said ‘nap’ I was thinking she meant around 15 minutes. I was wrong. She woke up 90 minutes later when the credits of Garfield started to play.'
If you wanted to meet someone you had to go to a place where people mingled like bars, nightclubs, or depending on your age, bingo events.
Oblivious to the fact she was flirting, I said: ‘It’s OK, I don’t need your number – you can just Google ‘Monkey Magic Tattoos’ for their details,’ thinking I was being helpful. We arranged a date and I suggested this cool, funky Japanese restaurant in the city, followed by a movie afterward. Before the date, I watched a YouTube tutorial on how to eat with chopsticks and hoped this would make me look more sophisticated than I was. Previously I used a fork when I went there.Part of me had worried that this clothing choice would be a mistake in case tiny droplets of soy sauce relocated from their bottle to my snow-white sleeves – but I’d put those doubts to the side.
In my mind, I asked myself: ‘What else could go wrong?’ but to my surprise, my date wasn’t bothered that I arrived nearly an hour late – although it was hard for her to hide a look of disgust when she saw my filthy Coke-stained shirt. After dinner, we went to the movie and I hoped Tom Hanks’ performance in The Da Vinci Code would salvage the night.
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