The website described the hotel room as boutique. It also described the room as bijou.
In a moment of copywriter’s playfulness it trumpeted that the hotel room was bonsai. Boutique, bijou, bonsai: I should have been warned. I could, once I’d had a night in the room, described it as blooming tiny although that would be using too many letters to fit into the actual room itself. I’d been doing some work in That London, and I’d been booked into the bonsai suite by the people I’d been working for.
The bathroom was about as big as a cubist postbox. I looked for a chair to rest my weary bones on and found a stool hanging up on a wall, which I could sit on in the space near the door. The boutique space near the door. Ah well, never mind. It was late and I’d be off on an early train. I wasn’t expecting The Ritz. Although I was expecting something a bit bigger than a Ritz Cracker.
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