My Waterman conspiracy theory was sunk by Nadhim Zahawi’s incompetence | Stewart Lee

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The sad death of Minder star Dennis almost provided me with some material for this column, but the education secretary scuppered it

Last modified on Sun 15 May 2022 10.28 BSTveryone can remember where they were when, on Monday of last week, they heard that Pete Waterman, of 1980s pop-production duo Stockhausen and Waterman, had died. I was on a garage forecourt on the A1 near Melton Mowbray eating a bag of chicken Fridge Raiders in the rain next to a broken outside toilet. And as the jolly earworm of I Should Be So Lucky burrowed into my brainpan, it had never seemed less appropriate.

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