“Our state’s top scientists have finally found a way to keep high-percentage beer at a cold temperature between North Temple and 1300 S. A problem that has been vexing them for years, apparently.”
Our state’s top scientists have finally found a way to keep high-percentage beer at a cold temperature between North Temple and 1300 S.Out on the desert plains, flora and fauna fight for each drop of moisture that comes their way, using every trick of evolution and adaptability at their disposal to survive. A trip to the desert is always a good reminder of life’s resiliency.
As I walked from my apartment by Liberty Park to this new Xanadu, choosing to make a journey out of what has been a long journey for many of us, I thought about the steps that got us here.. Which was 3.2% by weight, not volume, actually. By volume, it was 4%. So it was basically real beer, or so I told myself.
The glory of the pop-up shop was short-lived, anyway. Plus, its historic time in the sun was overshadowed by Shaq and Charles Barkley clowning on our town all weekend. “There’s nothing to do in this boring-a** city,”on national television.Well, look at us now, Chuck. Look at us now. Nothing to do? On a Friday night, I can now get a cold, 5.2% beer until 10 p.m. Let’s see you do that in Atlanta.
Refrigerated liquor store beer is a step in the right direction, though. Who knows what’s next? Someday soon, you may be able to drink at a Restaurant without pretending to eat the french fries. “Think of the french fry lobby!” Utah legislators will inevitably shout before shutting it all down. But like those desert plants and animals, we’ll persist.
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