Please don't use toothpaste as lube

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Please don't use toothpaste as lube
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We shouldn't have to tell you this, but here we are 🙄

It seems that even in big 2020, we still have to remind people that the chemicals in toothpaste are not conducive to good sexual health.

One user claimed that he’d used it as a lubricant which, in case our other stories haven’t drilled this in yet, is a Bad Idea. ‘Another toothpaste slug is excreted onto my abused cock and I continued to jerk it. I got closer and closer to finishing but as I did the feeling of burning and pain also increased.’He thought the dull ache was just due to overzealous rubbing but the pain persisted for several days.‘It hurt when I moved my legs. I sat down on my computer chair next to my PC and I tried to not move my legs.

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