'My boss was a dick, so I slept with his wife. He found out, fired me, and divorced her.'
"A guy outed me out to my family and caused a huge controversy and fight. As revenge, I introduced him to this girl I knew at a party because I knew she had herpes. As planned, they hooked up. Later I found out that not only did he get herpes from her, but he also knocked her up.""I had a really bad teacher in middle school. Like, he would skip over most of the lesson and then tell all of us how dumb we were for not having a clue how to complete the assignment.
Well I was pretty good at avoiding it, but when I was in gym class, this kid named Joey tripped me badly. I was dribbling down the court and he nailed me. I face-planted hard. So I decided to get him back at lunch. He was holding a lunch tray, when I tripped him. He nailed a table and lost a tooth. I got suspended for 10 days, and a strict no-tripping policy was implemented. Shit sucked. Sorry, Joey.
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