Is there much more of this? The election seems to have been going on for months but the parties are only now getting round to publishing their manifestos.
Apparently, Labour’s big reveal is due on Thursday, but they’re not saying where. Up North is the only guidance.Or, given that Starmer is a paid-up member of the soi-disant North London ‘intelligentsia’, maybe The Spaniards Inn pub, opposite Hampstead Heath, where ‘people with penises’ — ie: blokes — are now allowed to use the ladies’ swimming pool.That’s about as far north as he ever ventures. Beyond the Watford Gap is another world to him. After that it’s nosebleed territory.
The only thing we can be sure of is that Labour intends to whack VAT on private school fees, thus crashing the state education system, as hard-pressed parents seek sanctuary for their kids in already over-subscribed Bash Street mixed comps.No they won’t. Just like ‘not putting taxes up’, they’re telling lies.
Buttercup, or Daisy, or whatever her name was, explained that the cash would be raised by taxing ‘the big banks and the billionaires’. For a start, elf’n’safety would demand that all teachers went on a training course before serving breakfast. The toaster would have to be located underneath a warning notice in 35 different languages telling you not to stick a fork in it while it’s plugged in, on pain of death. Then there’s the halal conundrum, which would rule out bacon banjos and Cumberland sausage sarnies.
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