Excited for Rollerdrome this Friday? Check out Joshywise's review of Roll7's gun-toting. roller-skating ride:
The crux, according to an opening crawl, is that, in the year 2030, “A violent bloodsport is watched across the globe.” This will come as an immense relief to those who associate roller skates with the lurid pulsations of disco.Instead, we get something more inline with The Running Man meets Tony Hawk—think spiked helmets, handguns, and arenas furnished with explosive barrels, ramps, and floors of lacquered maple.
To the surprise of no one, Matterhorn’s interests do not extend to the charitable staffing of inner-city schools, or to saving the rainforest. It does, however, make an offer to purchase the police force, and we glean that an activist force, the New Action Army is protesting the bid.The narrative may lack suspense, and it’s about as subtle as a grunt’s bat attack, but it yields a couple of treasures.
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