It’s hard to believe we’ve had 25 years of Cartman, and we've ranked the most filthy, disgusting and downright depraved things the South Park staple has ever done 🤢
If you’re a South Park fan, it’s probably fairly obvious what Cartman’s number one most depraved, inhumane act was
But the eight-year-old monster has done plenty of other things that, were this real life, would see him kept behind bars in a getup similar to Hannibal Lecter Broke Ben Affleck’s heart by pretending to be Jennifer LopezThere’s genuinely no limit to the insane things Cartman will do just to annoy Kyle, and convincing the town – and the world, and Ben Affleck – that ‘Ms Lopez’ is attached to his hand and has a mind of its own is a stand-out.It’s awful. It’s truly awful. It’s also hilarious.
As bad as Cartman is, generally his worst behaviour eventually leads him to getting his comeuppance – and this time he does in the worst way: by actually developing tourettes while making a speech to a big crowd.Cartman may be a genocidal, evil maniac, but he’s also eight years old. And these things combine in the best way when Cartman essentially kidnaps Butters and forces him to stay in an underground bunker for days, having convinced him that outside is nothing but a nuclear wasteland full of zombies and cannibals.
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