Take it from a French person, no one wants to look like a Brit abroad ✒️ TattyMacleod via ipaperviews
, and a standard glass of wine is 125ml. So try not to look disappointed when you order aDon’t drink on the beach. It’s not a done thing. On the plus side though, if you’re looking for a more socially acceptablecrémantand after a discreet day on the beach, take your tanned nipples for a polite apéritif and a delicate supper then go back to your gîte and get absolutely smashed. Behind closed doors.
Finally and as a self-confessed extraverted, loud and opinionated British woman I loathe to say this but, if you want to pass under the radar among our Gallic brethren you need to be “less”. Be quieter, calmer, smaller. There is an elation to Brits on holiday which can quickly lead to debauchery . Please stop that. Even in areas where the entire economy relies on tourism, the French have no gratitude for your presence, so just try not to alert them to your existence.
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