Our Christmas cracker jokes super list will help make your friends and family laugh at the dinner table
The highlight for many this festive period will be getting together with the family to enjoy a big Christmas dinner.
The festive feast is also a great time for friends and family to come together, enjoy some food, and have a laugh. And what better way to do get things going then with some eye-rolling Christmas cracker jokes. The humble cracker has become synonymous with telling bad puns and ironic jokes around the table while everyone fiddles with the little toy that came with it. And while many may want to avoid the bad jokes this year, there will no doubt be some who revel in the groans and feinted laughs when they drop one of these jokes.
Therefore, we've compiled a super list of the best cracker jokes that you can use after polishing off your Christmas dinner.He was hooked on trees his whole life What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?What's the difference between Batman and the Grinch? Because they couldn't book a home delivery.
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