It cost less than a tenner and was the most 'luxury w*nk ever', apparently.
Long story short: he came. There was a moment where it was touch and go. Where he suddenly became very aware of the situation and had a tiny freak out. But we soldiered on and through it because, if anything, I am dedicated to this cause.
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