Thomas Tuchel fell in love with the Chelsea prostitute and that's just silly

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Thomas Tuchel fell in love with the Chelsea prostitute and that's just silly
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at being sacked by Chelsea after just 19 months, saying how he felt at home at Stamford Bridge.No-one expected you to be there for long. Didn’t you see the long list of managers that had come before you – nine in the previous 10 years before you arrived? The lesson you forgot to learn is never to fall in love with the prostitute.

The ex-pro pundit has a big fat folder of cliches to utter about this speed of change, ‘he needs time’ being one of the most flatulent, but they are all irrelevant because the Blues keep winning trophies. In 2022, for a Big Six club like Chelsea, changing your manager regularly seems entirely appropriate. For a start, it’s just more interesting for everyone, fans and media. It helps grease the wheels of the soap opera. The days when the manager was some sort of father figure for the club and community are long, long gone at this level. It’s all about entertainment. It is as though time runs at a different pace at this level.

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