Trump Held In Contempt Of Court After Stabbing Michael Cohen To Death With Ballpoint Pen

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Trump Held In Contempt Of Court After Stabbing Michael Cohen To Death With Ballpoint Pen
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NEW YORK—Violating the judge’s order prohibiting the former president from killing his one-time fixer, Donald Trump was held in contempt of court Tuesday after stabbing Michael Cohen to death with a ballpoint pen.

“Given the defendant’s willful and repeated refusal to comply with this court’s instruction not to shank a witness in the throat, I hold Mr. Trump in contempt of court ,” said Judge Juan Merchan , responding to Trump’s assertion that he was perfectly within his First Amendment rights to snuff out Cohen’s life using the tip of a cheap Bic pen.

“Though this court exercised leniency when the defendant strangled the witness known as Stormy Daniels with his bare hands, let this be a warning to the offending party that any further murders will not be tolerated. Defendant Donald Trump is hereby ordered to pay a fine of $1,000 for each day he continues to use office a writing implement to mutilate the late Mr. Cohen before finally leaving him for the vultures.

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