We're rerunning Richard Cobbett's classic Crapshoot column, in which he rolled the dice and took a chance on obscure games—both good and bad.
"The bugs," the poor man whispered to nobody in particular."They're... they're crawling everywhere..."For a moment, his eyes registered something. My voice? His head turned almost imperceptibly, the edge of his eyeball making the slightest sliver of contact. In the tone of one who has looked deep into the abyss, his throat croaked one word.And he was right, of course.
That concludes the codex of confirmed Vangers knowledge. It is a game whose own advert proudly offers"epic hardcore gameplay and no help whatsoever", then immediately begins talking about"scum of the Creature Soup." I believe it to taste something like cream of mushroom. But I digress. If the future looks like this, expect suicide rates to go as high as the number of buildings to jump off will allow.
In 1998, there had never truly been anything like it. As the Harbinger of Madness has yet to manifest in the night sky to blow its horn from the depths of sanity's charnel house, we must assume there never has been again.
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