Fiction by Simon Rich: “We are both strangers to this world,” Death Skull intoned. “Maligned, misunderstood. We make our own paths, live by our own rules.”
Death Skull let out a hysterical cackle, which echoed piercingly from the stone walls of his lair. “Why so combative?” he said, emerging from the shadows. “At the end of the day, we’re not so different, you and I.” “What are you talking about?” Ultra Man demanded. “We are both strangers to this world,” Death Skull intoned. “Maligned, misunderstood. We make our own paths, live by our own rules, refuse to compromise for anyone. Yes, in many ways, we are the same.” Ultra Man squinted at him.
“Oh, no!” he said. “It’s nothing like that! This is a male-friendship speed-dating event. See?” He pulled a worn brochure out of his fanny pack. He had to stand to pass it up to Ultra Man, and Death Skull was startled by how short he was. Ultra Man flipped through the brochure slowly, as if savoring it. Most of his expression was obscured by his mask, but Death Skull could make out the hint of a smile on the visible portion of his face. “Wow,” Ultra Man said.
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