An anonymous teacher has revealed why certain children are given the parts of Mary and Joseph and why some are the sheep...
It's that time of year when children up and down the UK are busy preparing to be in their school nativity play. Teachers have decided who to hand out roles to and are busy preparing scripts and teaching their class the carols and songs to be performed.
Speaking to The Sun, the teacher said: 'As a sweeping generalisation Mary goes to the"good" child as a reward. And the sheep parts go to the naughty ones who can’t be trusted to behave themselves on stage.' While the sheep roles go to 'the naughty ones, who we can’t trust an inch…but it doesn’t matter if they jump off stage, run away…because sheep are skittish anyway.''If you’re constantly emailing us, asking about the school play then it will almost certainly work against you – we get fed up. So if two children audition and are equally good then we’ll choose our favourite or the one without a pushy mum,' they say.
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