'When we’re finally let loose that impulse to smash, swing and stunt goes into overdrive.'
A couple of drinks down, the excitement of the season flowing through my veins, and with a friend over from Australia who I rarely get the chance to see and/or impress and/or humiliate myself in front of, I went full gung ho with the antics. Playing with a new foam dart gun, I spotted a loop at the back of the plastic weapon; there to help load the fake bullets.I wish I could say this bout of undoubted idiocy was an isolated incident. But it’s not even close.
Not a month ago, I pointed an office lamp in my eyes and turned it on. I was momentarily blinded. I’m still not sure why I did it.I still have nightmarish flashbacks to snorting the powdered innards of a Lemsip cold and flu capsule, during one particularly bizarre night out in Portsmouth. My life is a constant ‘do not try this at home’ warning.
When I put a call out on Twitter, I was inundated with stories of other such baffling behaviours. Be it blokes themselves owning up to idiocy, or women baffled by the actions of their male mates, the calamities are countless.supports HTML5 video
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