Amenities include: - 'a s*** oven' - 'a s*** hob' - 'a s*** fridge' - a pretty decent microwave
Why try to embellish something’s greatness when you can just say it how it really is?
A woman on Facebook Marketplace certainly took this approach when she posted an advert for her old caravan.for the ‘ancient’ 32ft x 10ft caravan – and her hilariously frank description is just the tonic we need right now., is listed for £100,000 and is described in the post as being ‘a tin shed on wheels.’Kate explains that her family had been living in it while they built their ‘dream home,’ but also admits that it wasn’t very comfortable experience.‘It is f***ing hot in the summer.
She goes on to reveal the amenities that come with the caravan, explaining it has a ‘s*** oven’, a ‘s*** hob’ and a ‘s*** fridge’, but does boast a ‘pretty decent microwave – albeit a cheap Morrisons one.Kate explains it comes with some additional features inside The post adds that there are a few extras lying around, like old shoes in the wardrobe, abstract art, old bottles of booze and beds that have been destroyed.
She goes onto say: ‘I’m sure if you are looking at it you can use it for something, I don’t give a f*** what.
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