Sarah is a lifestyle and entertainment reporter for TODAY who covers holidays, celebrities and everything in between.
Did you hear about the invisible man that went to the doctor? He's still waiting to be seen. What about the skeleton that skipped the prom? Apparently, he had “no body” to go with. If you're booing right now , then our work here is done. Because these bad-but-good Halloween jokes are intended to make you groan even if you aren't among the undead. If there's any holiday that practically demands a corny dad joke, it's Halloween.
Witch who? Witch one of you has the candy?Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Correct.Knock, knock! Who's there? Minnie. Minnie who? Minnie people love Halloween. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo hoo, don’t make a ghost cry.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream at zombies. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Creep. Creep who? Creep it down, you’ll wake the dead.Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery.
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