'Being a baby must be scary, imagine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJMAXX.' —@xigotsoul
watched a dude carry a screaming toddler across the parking lot. he noticed me looking at him and said “he’s mine, i’m not stealing him” and then before i could reply he added “if i was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn’t be this asshole”
was *just* about to mail someone the worst condolence card of all time when i noticed the design inside of the envelope I was using at the last possible second Jfc Im so h*gh rn and I almost cried thinking of the chefs that have cooked every meal I've ate from restaurants like I am so thankful to them OmgPls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva
*least jealous voice ever* actually i don't need to see the aurora borealis bc i see beauty in every living thing and every moment the swedish word for “end” or “done” being “slut” will never not be funny to me See ya next week! Don't forget to shoot these creators a follow if they made you laugh. And if you're looking for more tweets, check out our most recent roundups:
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