'Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.'
I'm Dying Of Laughter At The 41 Wildly Unfiltered Things People Posted On The Internet This Month So FarSomehow, we're already halfway through the month! Even though we have some time until the end of July, there have already been plenty of gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:One time a friend of mine was cleaning his hot mess of a room and found a whole rotisserie chicken under his bed. I didn’t answer his calls for 2 days after he told me that.
Just tried a “sorry this is my first day” to a customer’s question and he was like I saw you here two weeks ago!a 2-day weekend is actually a 0 -day weekend: saturday is for catching up and sunday is ruined by the pressure of being last. the only True 2-Day Weekend is a 4-day weekend PE in High School was insane bc wdym I just ran a mile, have 5 minutes to go to change & refresh, & now I have to sit in Math class for an hour???????????????????
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