Village called ‘F***ing’ forced to change its name after kinky tourists flock to have sex by sign
THE punniest performers from across Britain are gathering today to outwit each other with a tidal wave of terrible gags that are sure to be met with a groan or a giggle.Contestants from across the country go head to head, punning against each other in rounds until the final two are left to battle it out in the final.Among the finalists are Stevie Vegas, who has reached the finals of the New York based Punderdome and has written a joke book called It’s A Punder Fool Life.
He loved amazing audiences with more than 3,000 across his plays, including the line in Richard III, “Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York”.Today, it is described as: “a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.”Carry On pun “Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!” from 1964’s Carry On Cleo has often been voted the funniest one-liner in movie history.
Some truly memorable headlines have included Don’t Cry For Me . . . Argie Cleaner when footballer Carlos Tevez was given community service for driving offences.In 2000 when thieves planned to steal a diamond from the Millennium Dome our headline was I’m Only Here For De Beers.Kenneth Williams' Carry On pun 'Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!' from 1964’s Carry On CleoStand-up Kev Mud's gags include: 'I can’t go to the toilet without taking candles.
In a nod to the Bard, a New York camping shop once advertised Now is the Winter of our Discount Tents’Surelock Homes – Portsmouth based locksmith is a key moveFarther Tread – a tyre shop, pays homage to TV’s Father TedCurl Up And Dye - hairdresser in New Malden, south-west LondonIn 2000 when thieves planned to steal a diamond from the Millennium Dome our headline was I’m Only Here For De BeersHow Do You Solve A Problem Like Korea was the front page when dictator Kim Jong-Il held a nuke testWhen...
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