I have the scientific evidence to prove it
, a grotty teen skin flick bafflingly received as a coruscating insight into the lives of Gen Z American hotties. Admit it, it’s got so bad you’ve even considered givingBecause over on BBC1, on Sunday nights, one of the great screen performances of modern times is playing out, in gripping hour-long episodes that reveal the stuff the streamers produce as the meretricious codswallop it really is.
Once you could have slipped a disc in your DVD to escape the noise. Now, you must slip a disc in your back, as I did last summer. Go for the lower back, ideally the disc between L5 and S1 , to ensure it’s pushing as hard as possible on your sciatic nerve. Now see what your patience for pleased-with-itself imported genre television is like. See what your patience forFor convenience, let’s call this the Slipped Disc Test, the ultimate arbiter of quality in drama, comedy, documentary, whatever.
My children happily gorged on Wednesday, on Netflix, and the scenes I saw were, indeed, delicious. But as someone who is unlikely, even when and if I recover full use of my legs, to take part in sped-up Tik-Tok dance crazes, I felt like I should leave the kids to their indulgence.
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