I tried to stop my peasants from starving in Norland, but their lords only care about sex and holy rings

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I tried to stop my peasants from starving in Norland, but their lords only care about sex and holy rings
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Crusader Kings meets RimWorld in this powerful, if finicky medieval story engine.

"Oh thank God, they're having sex," I sighed as my King and his wife, Harold and Carol, finally got down to business. This, I admit, is not a typical reaction to seeing two people express their affection for one another. But Harold and Carol's unconsummated love life has been threatening the stability of my entire Kingdom. It's nothing to do with heirs, although one of those wouldn't go amiss either.

The tiniest of events, like your King telling a mean joke to his sister-in-law, can spark personal vendettas and even wars This sent Marie into a religious crisis, until her shame led her to reveal her affair to Barry. The King took the news… poorly, divorcing Marie and remarrying another Lord called Sasha, who I'd recruited as a 'free' lord before making an official member of the family. Sadly, divorce didn't stop the wound from festering, until both Larry and Sasha burned with the desire to murder Marie.

Chief among these is rings. Your lords don't concern themselves with paltry gold. Instead, their currency is"Holy Rings" which they wear to display their status. Unlike all other resources, rings cannot be made or earned. They can only be purchased from the wandering trader who rocks up to your Kingdom once every few days.

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